There are so many brilliant minds on both sides, I just wonder how many will crack before the war is over.
Atticus Scabior was ritually castrated as a child. That’s how his complexion is so wonderful!
I hear that Peter Pettigrew has been acting a little shifty lately. Maybe somebody has a secret lover…
Lily dyes her hair with carrot juice. In reality, she’s a blonde.
SPOTTED: Augustus Rookwood in a jewelry shop looking for an engagement ring.
Amelia Bones has been panting after a minor Ministry official, Evan Rosier.
I heart that Evan Rosier was spotted at Carrow Manor looking quite dapper. I know that Carrow girl is past due for a betrothal, is this the beginning of a courtship?
I feel sorry for Lily. James talks so much about size I can only assume he’s compensating for a tiny package.
Narcissa was seen out having tea with another man. Is it an affair? Does Lucius know?
Rodolphus has been dressing pretty dumpy lately. I wonder if he’s putting on weight again?